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Pathan: Yaar hum Boht Pareshaan hain
Friend: Kion Kia howa?
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Pathan: Yar Subh Say koi hamay koi “Battery Low” ke number say Missed calls de raha hay
1 Pathan ke pas 100 rupay ka Jaali Note tha Jis mai Quaid-e-Azam ki Topi nahi thi.
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Dukandar ko wo note dia tu dukandaar bola: Eski Topi tu nahe hai
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Pathan: Yai Quaide-e-Azam Lala ki garmiyon ki tasweer hai
Teacher: Pakistan Ke ketnay Soobay Hain?
Pathan Student: Sir 4 hain
Teacher: Shabaash ! unke naam bhi batawo
Pathan Student: Magrib, Mashriq, Junoob, Shumaal
1 Pathan Apna Mobile Qabristaan mai Dafna raha that
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Logo Ne pocha: Khan Sahab Yai kia kar rahay ho??
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Pathan: Yaar Dukaan walay Nay Kaha hai Ke Mobile DEAD hogia hai
Pathan: Doctor Sahib Sahib Mairay Baitay Nay Chaabi Nigal li hay
Doctor: Kab? Kitna Time Hogia?
Pathan: 4 mahenay pahlay
Doctore: Tum logabhi tak kya kar rahay thay?
Pathan: Ham Duplicate Chaabi Use kar rahay they
Pathan Rat ko Machar-daani mai So raha tha
Ke achanak Ek Jugnoo oper se urta howa guzra
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Pathan: Kambakht Macharon! Ab torch le ke dondh rahay Mujhay
Wedding Anniversary Par Pathan apni Bewi ke leye gulaad ke phool le kar aaya
Bewi: Mujhay phool nahi chahie, koi sonay ki cheez de den
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Pathan: Yai le lo takkia owr so jawo
Pathan nay 1 Doctor ko boht Maara
Logon nay pocha kion??
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Pathan: Itni garmi mai kahta hay Pani Ubaal kar Peo
Pathan Koney main Chup ke Mobile Pe Kesi se Bat kar raha tha
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Dost: Khan Sahib Larki say bat kar rahy ho na??
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Pathan: Khuda ka Qasam Larki nahe hai, Mangitar hay
Ek Pathan daily apnay Parosi ki Ghanti Baja Kar Bhaag jaata
1 Din Parosi Nay Khan Sahib Ko Pakar Kar Pocha: Yai kia harkat hai?
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Pathan: Yai tu hum Missed Call deta hai Lakin aaj Receive hogai
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