Pathan Jokes - Funny SMS

Pathan: Doctor Sahab Mai apni Jism pe Kahin bhi ungli rakhon tu boht dard hota hay
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Doctor did X-ray of his whole body
& found that he had a FRACTURE only in his Finger

Teacher to students: Jes aadmi ko sunaayi na day, ussay English my kya kahaingay?

A Pathan Student: Jo marzi Keh do ussay konsa sunaayi deta hai

Pathan To his Mother: Kya aap nay mujhay paida honay Say pahlay Dekha tha?
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His Mother: Nahe dekha tha
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Pathan: Tu phr aap nay maire paida honay kay baad mujhay Pehchaana kaisay?

Ek aadmi bakriyaan chara hara thaa
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Pathan: Yai bakriyaan kahaan Le jarahay ho??
Aadmi gussay Say: Inhain School chornay Jaraha hoon
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Pathan: Mujhay pagal samjha hai kya… aj tu itwaar hai

Teacher to a Pathan Student: Tum nay Home Work Kio nahe kiya???
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Pathan Student: Sir..! Hum hostel main Rahta hay

1 kabootar Pathan Ko bohut dino say tang kar raha thaa
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Pathan 1 din ussay pakar liya our ussay maarnay ka faisla Kiya
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Ussay chat Par le giya
Our
Wahan se nechay phaink diya

Pathan Called His Wife: Ghar Nahe asakta, kion ke Car ka steering gear sub kuch chori hogiya hay
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After 4 minutes
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He called his wife again: Araha hoon, galti say Pechli seat may beth giya tha

Ek Pathan Bank Lootnay gia
Gun Dekha kar Saray paisay loot leye
Lakin Uskay haath phr bhi kuch nahi aaya
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Kio???
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Kio ke Saray paisay loot kar Manager Se bola: Ye saray Paisay Mere Account may Jama Kar do

Ek Pathan Ne Pahli Bar aayena mai khud ko dekh Kar Bola: O yara es ko tu pahlay bhi kahin dekha howa hay
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Bohut dair Sochnay kay Baad: Oye yaar Ye tu wohi bagerat hay Jo shaadi ke tasweer may hamaara bewi kay saath betha howa hai

1 Pathan angoor Bech raha thaa
Owr keh raha tha “aalo lay lo.. aalo lay lo”
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Admi: Khan Sahab Ye tu angoor hai Lakin tum aalo bta rahay ho
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Pathan: Chup!! Mai eslie aalo kah raha hon takay makkiyan sun kar na baith jayen es par