Sardar Jokes - Funny SMS

1 Sardar ko baar baar “I love You” ka Message aaraha tha
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Friend: Kher hay? Aj tu bohut love you wale msgs arahay hien..!!
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Sardar: wo jee aj galti se tairi bhabhi ka Mobile laaya hoon eslie..!

Sardar’s Wife to Inspector: Maira Shouhar 1 hafta pehlay bazaar aalo Lainay Gia tha magar abhi tak Wapes nahe aaya.
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Inspector was also Sarda, He said: Tu behan g kuch owr pakaa lo na..!

A Sardar Student was studying in front of the “Mirror”
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Why?
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There 3 reason
1: Saath Saath Revision Bhe hoti Jayegi
2: Apnay opar Nazar Rahe
3: Group Study hogi es tarah

Sardar Jee nay Nayi Chaddi li
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Gaawon main Sab ko dhoti Utha utha dekhaya ke meri nayi chaddi daik len
Sab Log Dekh kar Muskuratay
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Ghar aaya Tu Daikha Ke Chaddi Almaari Main Pari Thi

Sardar Came to know about the Love Affair of her wife With someone
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He dicided to kill himself & also his wife.
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Us ne Pistol Nikal kar apni Kanpatti Par rakhi Tu uski Bewi Hansnay Lagi
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Sardar: Zayada Khush Mat ho, agla Number tumhaara hai

In the Practical Exam of the BIOLOGY
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Examiner: Tell me name of this bird by seeing only its Legs
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Sardar Student: Sorry Sir ! I can’t Say its name
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Examiner: You are fail, Tell me Your name
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Sardar Students: Mairay Legs dekh kar Maira Naam Maloom Karain

1Sardar Kesi Larki Kay Ghar Rishta Maangnay Giya
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Larki kay Ghar Walo Nay Kaha: Hamaari Bethi tu abhi Parh rahi hay
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Sardar: koi baat nahe, Main 2 ghantay baad aajawonga

Sardar to Friend: aj rat main nahe sowonga
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Friend: Lakin kio??
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Sardar: Kal Khwaab main 1 Pathaan say Laraayi Hogai, wo aaj banday Le Ke aaraha hay

Sardar Aankhien band karkay Aaina (mirror) kay samnay Khara Ho giya
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Bewi: Ye Kya kar rahay ho??
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Sardar: Dekh raha honk e main Sotay Howay kaisa lagto hoon

Ek Sardar Kesi Party mai Khana Kha Raha thaa
Plate ke oper ‘Tissue Paper’ Dekh ker socha k shayed Ye bhi ki koi Khany ki cheez hogi
Jab wo Khanay Laga Tu…..
Saath may khara howa Sardar bola: o jee ye na khayain, pikka hai