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1 Sardar ek bat soch soch kar sari zindagi udaas raha

Wo ye soch kar ke

Mairi behn ke 3 bhai hien tu mairay 2 bhai kion hien
Sardar Boht Udas tha
Kesi nay Pocha: Kion Tension mai ho?

Sardar: Yaar 1 dost ko Plastic surgery ke lie 1 lach rupay deye thay, ab salay ko pehchaan nahe sakta
Interview lene wala: Where are you born?
Sardar: In Punjab
Interview lene wala: Which part?
Sardar: kia matlab which part?? Whole body was born in the Punjab
Sardar ne lottery 20 rupay ka ticket lia hota hai

Qurandaazi may Sarda ka 20 lakh ka Inaam nekla
Tu Dearler Inaam se tax kat kar baki 16 lakh Sardar ko de raha tha

Sardar gussay mai: Mujhay bacha samjha howa hai, Ya tu mujhay mere poray 20 lakh de do yap hr mere ticket 20 rupay wapis kar do
Sardar owr uski Bewi Riksha mai Kahin Ja rahay thay

Rikshar driver ne mirror adjust karkay sardar ki bewi ko dekhnay laga

Sardar gussay se bola: Ohhh tum meri bewi ko dekh rahay ho?? Tum peche beth jawo mai khud riksha chalawonga
Sardar went to the Librarian in a library
& Said: Ye book mai ek hafta pahlay le gia tha lakin ye boht boring book hai, Es mai Log tu boht zyada hain Lakin Koi khas kahani nahi
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Librarian: Sorry Sir ap galti se hamara phone book le gaye thay
Man: Sardar Jee agar apki wife koi “Bhoot” Utha ke Le jayen tu Ap kya karogay?
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Sardar: Mai ne kya karna hai, Galti Bhoot ki hogi tu wo khud hi Bhugtain
1 Sardar Pilot Say Head-phone Cheen Raha tha
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Pilot: Bewaquf Ye kya kar rahy Ho??
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Sardar: Ticket Hum nay Bhi li hai owr Music tum akele hi sun rahay ho??
Doctor: Apnay Bachay ko Pani Dainy say Pahlay Ubaal Liya Karain
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Sardar: Magar Doctor Sahib Ubaalnay Se bacha Mar tu nahi Jayega na?
Sardar to Doctor: Mere sath1 masla hai
Doctor: Kya masla
Sardar: Baat kartay waqar admi dekhayi nahi daita
Doctor: Aisa kab hota hai?
Sardar: Jab bhi phone par bat karta hon
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