Pashto Jokes - Funny SMS

Father: Bachiya ma Khafa kega, bus sta Pa Qismat ki ba ye FAIL keedal Likhale wo

Son: Awo Kana Abbu da la Kha da Che tol Kaal me study na wa karay, Ganey tol Mehnat ba mi hasi zaya shawe wo

Father: Bacheya Pa Mathematics ki wale FAIL showay

Maashom: Abbu Ustaad Yo woraz way che 4+6=10
Bya bala woraz way che 2+8=10
Bala Woraz way che 7+3=10
Zamung Teacher pake pakhpal CONFUSE de nu mung pa sa Pass ki

Mazaahiya Shayeri
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Zama da Meene Transformer ba yo zal akher oswazi

Janaan che da Raqeeb Zra ta da meene Kunday Achawi

Father to Son: Bacheya 1 glaas obba kho raawra

Son: Na Daaji Za nasham tlay

2nd Son: Daaji da der be-adaba day, warsha Pakhpala raawra

Aslam: Yar Zamung Ustaad wai Chi Sok da Meekhay (bhains) Pai Skay Nu da Haga Demaag Der Tezegi

Saleem: Gup Lagawi mara ka da reshtia way nu zamung Katay kho ba Doctor wo

A Parrot could Speak 3 Language, English, Urdu, Pushtoo
A man wanted to check the Parrot, So he asked a question in all 3 Languages

Man: Who are you?
Parrot: I am a Parrot !!

Man: Tum kon ho??
Parrot: Mai Toota hoon !!

Man: Ta Sok Yai?
Parrot: Za sta Nya Maira Yam. Shal zala Khu mi owey chi tooti yam kana

Doctor to Charsi: Bhai Cigarette Noshi Insaan ko Ahesta Ahesta Maar Deti hai

Charsi: Sahe da kana Naika Zamung Kama Jaldi da

Pa Baag Ki Jenie awo Alak Nast wo

Jenie: Ta dona Time na Chup wale Ye?

Alak: Mari Naswaar mi Achooli di kana

Meegay: Ta da so Kaalo Yai?
Haathi: Da 4 Kaalo yam… kho ta da so Kaalo Yai?
Meegay: Da 10 Kaalo yam
Haathi: Da dona Der Kaalo Yai awo dona warokay Wajood Di day??
Meegay: Na… Roor de Rojo Kharaab Kary day

1 Saray Pa Road Rawaan wo
Da 1 Gari Landy Ye Spay Oleedo

Saray Spay da Gari na Rakago awo wai way:
“Raawoza dalla Ta daasi MECHANIC ragalay Ye