Students Jokes - Funny SMS

Ek bacha ghar sai maar kha kar gussay may School Jaa raha tha.

Rastay may ek Uncle ne poocha: Baita phartay ho?

Bacha: Nahi… Uniform pahan kar Mujra karnay Jaata hoon!

Son to Father: Dad..!! apko pata chalay ke may 1st division pass lekar howa hon tu ap ko kesa lagay ga?
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Dad: Yai sun kar mai tu khushi say pagal hojawonga
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Son (very humbly): Bas esi dar se may FAIL hogiya

Father: Sath walon ki Larki ko daikh lo, wo Exam may FIRST ayi hay, owr tum nalayeq...!!

Son: Usi ko tu daiktha tha, tabhi tu ‘SUPPLY’ aayi hay.

Father: Baita paper may 90% marks lainay hain
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Son: Oh Dad ! Don't worry mai 100% lunga
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Father: Stupid..! mairay sath mazaq karta hay
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Son: Dad pehlay mazaq kis nai Shuro kiya

In the Biology Practical
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Examiner Asked: Tell me name of this bird by seeing only its LEGS
Student: Sorry ! I can't say its name
Examiner: Duffer ! You are FAIL, tell me, What is your name?
Student..: Sir See my legs & tell my name

Teacher to a student: Tum class kay sab sai nekkammy student kio ho??
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Student (very humbly): Kion ke jo larka mujh se zyada nekkamma tha wo school chor giya

Father..: Beta rat ko kis waqat soye tay?
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Son..: Mai rat ko 3 baje tak parh raha thaa
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Father: Laiken 12 bajy tu bejli (light) chali gayi thi
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Son..: May parhnay mai itna magan tha ky bejli janay ka pata hi nahi chala mujhe

Sardar 6 months baad apne bachay ka birthday mana raha tha
Logon ne pocha: Sardar Jee ! Birthday tu 1 saal baad manaya jata hai.. lakin ap tu 6 mahenay baad kio mana rahay hain??

Sardar: O ji… Hamary haan ‘Semester System’ hay.

Father: Kya?
Son: Ap ko yaad hay na, ap nay kaha ta ky agar may Exam may Pass howa tu aap mujhay 6000 rupay daingay?
Father: Han
Son: Apkay 6000 bach gaye  

Teacher:: Bejli kahan se aati hay?
Student:: Mairay mamo kay ghar se
Teacher:: Wo kaisay??
Student:: Because Jab bhi light Jaati hay, mairay abbu kahtay hain "Saaalon nay phir bejli band kardii"