Students Jokes - Funny SMS

Najoomi ek larka ka hath dekh kar bola: Beta tum bohut Parhogey

Larka: Saalay!! Phar tu may 10 sal se raha hoon, Ye bata Pass kab hongaa!

Ek bacha ghar sai maar kha kar gussay may School Jaa raha tha.

Rastay may ek Uncle ne poocha: Baita phartay ho?

Bacha: Nahi… Uniform pahan kar Mujra karnay Jaata hoon!

The most funniest moment in life of a student:

When he has no idea to write anything in Paper and Examiners, in the Hal, says:

“Only 15 minutes remaining, wind up your paper”

Teacher: Convert the sentence into Future Tense ‘I killed two persons’

Student: It is simple ‘You will go to Jail’.

Doctors Operation kay baad
OWR students exam kay baad
1 hi baat kartay hain
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"We have tried our level best
We can say nothing right now
Bus ap dua karien"

Ek student college ke Gate mai admission ke lie MBA ka form fill kar raha tha, Watch-man se pocha: Yai college kaisa hay?

Watch-man: Bohut acha college hay, Mai nay bhi yahan sai MBA kiya hay.

An impressive line was written on Wall clock at Exam Hall

“The time will but will you…?”

The life is too short to complete even our rest, I am surprised how people find time for study”

-“William Kamchor”

Ek bachay ko Exam may koi bhi question nahe ata thaa

Us nay har question kay nechay

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Teacher: JAWAANI owr BURHAPAY may kya faraq hota hay?

Student: JAWANI may mobile HASEENO kay number hotay hain… owr BURHAPAY may HAKEEMO kay numbers