Students Jokes - Funny SMS

Question: Wo konsi aik bat hay Jo students Hazaron Sal pahlay bhi kahtay thay. Aj bhi kahtay hien. Owr Qayamat tak Kahtay rahaingay??

Answer: Bass Yarrr Kal say Parhayi Shuro Karongaaa…

Sardar 6 months baad apne bachay ka birthday mana raha tha
Logon ne pocha: Sardar Jee ! Birthday tu 1 saal baad manaya jata hai.. lakin ap tu 6 mahenay baad kio mana rahay hain??

Sardar: O ji… Hamary haan ‘Semester System’ hay.

A student is sleeping in the class,
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Teacher asked him: Tell me Who invented Steam Engine?
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Student suddenly got up and said: What Sir????
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Teacher: Yes Exactly ! Correct.. It is James Watt 
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Moral: Sleep Increases General Knowledge

Agar Question-Paper mushkil lagay
Ya sama nai aye tu….

Ek gehri saans lain owr zor sai chilayen:

“Kameeeno Fail hi karna hota hai Tu exam lainay kio laitay ho?”

Teacher: Have you written this poem yourself?

Student: Yes, Sir..!

Teacher: Nice to see you Mr. William Shakespeare!

Father: Sath walon ki Larki ko daikh lo, wo Exam may FIRST ayi hay, owr tum..!!

Son: Usi ko tu daiktha tha, tabhi u ‘SUPPLY’ aayi hay.

Kid: Dad! Can you write in dark?

Father: Yes, I can write in dark.

Kid: Please, sign my ‘Result Card’ in dark.

Son: Dad! Why you put your thumb-impression on my result-card rather than signing it?

Dad: I just don’t want to surprise your teacher that anyone having marks likes yours can have a father who can write or read and is able to sign a document.

Teacher To Students:
"MY BEST TEACHER" Par mazmon (essay) lekho
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Thori dair baad 1 student ne uth kar Pocha:
"Sir ganjy ko English may kia kahtay hain?"

Baap: Baita koi baat nahi, Tumhari qismat may Fail hona hi lekha tha

Baita: Jee Papa! Ye tu acha huwa may nay poora saal parha nahi, warna saari mehnat zaya hoti.