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Question: Wo konsi aik bat hay Jo students Hazaron Sal pahlay bhi kahtay thay. Aj bhi kahtay hien. Owr Qayamat tak Kahtay rahaingay??

Answer: Bass Yarrr Kal say Parhayi Shuro Karongaaa…

Saray Students ko khabar-daar kia jata hay
Ke wo ghar kay sab
.
Wiper
Jharu
Chappal
Bat
Belts
Wires
&
Pipes
.
Chupa lain
.
Kio ke result anay mai sirf 1 din rah giya hai
Question: University may sari larkiyon kay kitny nam hoty hain??
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Answer: Sarf 4
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1: Mairi waali
2: Tairi waali
3: Mairi bhaabhi
4: Tairi bhaabhi
Height of student HONESTY……….
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"Sitting in the Examination Hall
Opening a chit
Memorising the answer
.
&
Then writing paper without seeing the chit"
Teacher:: Es Mohawray ko Jumlay mai estimaal karo "Mun may Pani aana"
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Sardar Student:: Jaisy hi may ne Nal ko mun laga kay chalo kiya, mairy mun mai pani agia"
Students in University were asked to write “Sign-Board” for traffic for gate of University
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Students wrote: "Drive very carefully, do not kill the students, yes, wait for the teachers…
Teacher: Shadi kay waqt Dulha ko gorhay (horse) par kio betaya jata hay??
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Student..: Last warning di jaati hai ky abhi bhe waqt hay bhaag jaa…
Teacher:: Tum late kio aye hoo?
Student: Sir! Abbu Ammi lar rahy tay eslie late hogia
Teacher: Abbu Ammi lar rahay tay to tum kio late aye??
Student: Mera 1 joota ammi kay pas tha owr 1 abbu kay pas tha
"Students Exam Song"
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kion paper paper karti hay
kion result se tu darti hay
Ek bar mujhay batla day tu
Tu cheating kio nahi karti hay
Kya hota hay paper may
Paper kay laga don dhair mai
May separish kardon papers ki
Jo tu ho jaye meri
Teacher Asked: Which one is the more important for us, Moon or Son??
Student said: Sir ! Ofcourse the Moon
Teacher: Why??????
Student: See, moon gives us light in the night when we really need it, BUT Sun gives us light in the day when we don not need it.. Simple !
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