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Father: Baita Mathematics mai kio Fail hogaye??
Kid: Teacher kahta hay 7+3 = 10
Aglay din kahta haiy 4+6 = 10
Phir dosray din kahta hay 9+1 = 10
Wo khud confuse hai tu mujhay kya Pass karega
An Engineering student in Mathematics Class
Student: Why do we learn Maths??
Teacher: Just To Save Lives Of People
Student (with surprise): Sir But How?
Teacher:: Because It keeps Idiot like you out of the Medical College
Ques: What are most powerful three words other than "I Love You"??
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Answer: RESULT Aa GIYA
Because These 3 words shatters lovely world of a Smiling Face Person
Friends! May apna mobile band kar raha hoon,
kio ke Exam qareeb agiya
and I have to start work hard
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Please You Contact me after
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Tab tak study ka bhooot sar se utar giya hoga
Seven Common Signs Of Students
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1- Ratta maarnay ko Mahnat Kahna
2- Har Exam may yai azam karna ke "Ke Next Semester ke Start se Parhonga"
3- Mobile Off karkay parhna owr 10, 10 mint baad mobile ON karkay dekhna kay koi msg tu nahi ayaa
4- Group study may baar baar kahna kay "Agar ab kesi nay bat ki tu group say bahir"
5- Parhnay say pahlay Course kay Page ginna owr gin kar khof say band kar daina
6- Har Lecture ky End mai sath walay larka se poochna "yar tairy pas kal wala lecture hay?"
7- Yar..!! apni Degree ka koi khas Scope nahe 
1 student Examination hall may Paper ke oper apna Panja Bana rahaa tha
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Examiner: Baita Paper may tu Haath ka diagram wala koi Sawaal nahe….
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Student: May Paper Bananay Walay par Laanat bhej raha hoon
Fizzawon may goonj rahi hay awazain RATTAY maarnay ki FARAZ
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Lagta hay NALAYAQON kay Exam honay walay hain
Agar Question Paper hu Out of Control
Answer sheet ku kar kay Fold
Answer Sheet ku kar kay Fold
Airplane bana kar bol
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ALL IS FAIL.. ALL IS FAIL
Paas Janay ka sawaal hi paida nahe hota "Faraz"
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Agar door se daikh lon ky books hain
Why do students fail "CA Examination"?
Because
Ques: 1 Over may kitni Balls phainki jaati hain?
Students: 6
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Examiners: You are Fail, kio ke 1 over may 1 hi ball 6 baar phainki jati hay
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