Urdu Jokes - Funny SMS

Boy: Agar mai mar gia tu tum dosri shadi kar lo gi?
Girl: Nahi mai apni behn ke pas reh longi
Girl: Agar mai mar gayi tu????

Boy: Mai bhi tumhari Behn ke sath reh longa  

Bus mai 1 Larki Khari thi
1 chotay Bachay nay Kaha: Ap Mairi Jagah pe beth Jayen
Larki ne ussay thappar Mar dia

Chotay bachay ne kaha “Bhalayi ka Tu Zamaana hi Nahe raha aj kal”
Owr bacha rotay howe dobara apne abbu ki goud mai baith gia  

Pathan Ne sab ko Challenge dia
Ke wo Minar-e-Pakistan ko apny sar par Utha kar Peshawar Le ja sakta hay”

Hazaron Log dekhnay ke lie ekathay hogaye

Pathan: Bus Issay tum log sarf utha kar mairay Sar Par rakho…   

Marnay ke baad Har Insan ke Qabar mai 2 Farishtay Atay hain Sawal Pochtay hain

Lakin Pathan ke Qabar mai 52 Farishtay Aatay hain

Pata hai kion?

Kion ke 2 farishtay Sawal pochtay hain baki 50 Parishtay Khan Sahib ko Sawal samjhaty hain  

Height of the Doubt
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Shohar: Mai tumharay saath 100 sal rahonga owr pyaar karunga
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Bewi: Kion Uskay baad kahan mun marnay ka iraada hay??  

Question: Shaadi ke waqat dulhay ko gorhay par kio bethaya jaata hai??
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Ans: Last warning di jaati hay, ke abhi bhi waqat hai bhag jaa  

1 Haathi ne Romantic Mood mai 1 Chunti ko cheera

Chunti ghussay mai Haathi ki Bewi ke Pas Ja kar boli:
Apnay AWAARA Shouhar ko Samjha Lo warna MARD hamaray ghar mai bhi hain

Baap nay baitay se kaha:- “aaj phir tumhari teacher ki taraf se mujhay Ek letter aya hai...."
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Baita:"ap be-fikar rahain, mai ammi ko nahe batawon ga….

1 Paindu Larki ki Shaadi England se aye howay Larka Se hogayi
Kuch Dino baad Larka Mar gia
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Larki logon ko bta rahi thi ke uska shouhar kese mar gia
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Larki: Paani bhi nahi Manga bus water water kahtay howe mar gia

1 aadmi ne dozak may shetaan se kaha:

"kya mai apke mobile say apni bewi ko call kar sakta hoon?"

Call karnay ke baad aadmi bola: Call kay kitny paisay don?

Shetaan bola: No charges, because hell to hell is absolutely free