Pashto Jokes - Funny SMS

1 Sada Kaliwaal Pa cenima ke Film Katalo

Pa Film ki 1 gat Sher Pa Manda manda ra rawaan wo

Kaliwaal che sher okato nu oyaredo, Seat na pasedo awo manda ye ka

Khalak warta way: Alaaka ma takhtaa, da kho hasay Film day

Kaliwaal: Rora da khu ma ta hum pata da Che da Film day, Khu haga khu zanawar day haga ta sa Pata daa

Da 1 Maashom Soonat wo
Doctor: Bacho Bara ogora Hada da Khaaro daa
.
Maashom: Khaaro Maaro Pa tandar ka, Lande gora Hassi Na chi Da Shez na mi khlaas kay

Mujrim: Wakeel Sahb Ta koshish oka chi Umar-Qaid ka oshi kher de, khu che Saza-e-Mout na bach sham
Wakeel: Ta bilkul Fikar Ma kawa za yam kana

Che Case Khatam sho

Mujrim: Singa Chal osho??
Wakeel: Yaar Der pa Graana mi Umar-Qaid oko, Kanay Judge Sahb kho Rehaa (azaad) Kolay kho...

1 Saray PCO ta danna laray awo Jaib Na ye Mobile rawagesto, Cha ta ye Phone oko, Bya PCO na bahar rale

Yo Kas ti tapoos oko: Rora che khpal Mobile na de Phone kolo Nu PCO ta sala danna tlay??

Saray: Yaar Malgari rata way chi PCO na Phone kawa, Paisay Kame Lagi

Student Poetry

Hassi College ta raatlo stari sho
Da kitaabono pa raawro stari sho

Khalak Ba waye che Taleen La zi
Mung da Cholo Paa khwaro Stari sho

Khalak Mu Pa Kor Ke di Da Taleem Pa Umeed
Mung Akhwa dekhwa awo pa Lufaro Stari Sho

1st Alak: Yarr chi da nuwar da shpay wale na Raazi??

2nd Alak: Mara sa pata lage che da shpay hum nuwar rawozi kho Kedeshe pa tyara ki ba na khkaari

Teacher: Mung 7 kailay pa 3 Kasano Singa Barabar Taqseema-walay sho??

Student: Usta-jee chi de tolo na JUICE jor ko Nu………

Police To Mujrim: Alaka Saba ba di Sahar pa 6 Baje PHAANSI kao..
Mujrim: Hahahaha 
Police: Wali Khanday
Mujrim: Za khu pa 9 Baje Pasam Nu

Mareez: Doctor Sahab! Za che pa khpal Wajood ki pa kam Zay hum Gutta kedam Haga zay me Dard Kai
.
Che Doctor warla Da Tol Jism X-ray Owestaa Nu Pata olageda che sarf da Haga guttay adokay ye maat day

Teacher: Chi kam Insaan Hes hum Na aawri haga Insaan ta ba pa English Ki sa wayoo?
.
Student: Sir Jee haga Insaan ta kho sa hum weelay sho zaka che haga ba ye kam aawri