Pathan Jokes - Funny SMS

Larki Ke Rukhsati ke waqat Larki Ke Sab Ghar wale Ro rahay thay
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Pathan Roti howi saali ko chup karatay howe bola:
O Yaara mat rowo.. Jaisa tumhara behn waisa hi hamara bhi ye behn hai

Teacher to Student: Mehnat Karogay Tu zaroor Kuch Banogay
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A Pathan Student in the Class: Sir ! Hamaara Gadha Tu etni Mehnat karta hai Magar wo tu kuch nahi Bana

Ek dafa 1 Pathan Kudkushi par taqreer kar raha tha
Pathan boht jazbati ho kar kahnay Laga
Kufar hai
Gunaah hai
Zulam hai
Is say tu acha hai ke insaan zehar Kha ke mar Jaaye

1 Pathan Cycle Se Larki ke samnay Zor Se Gera
Owr Jaldi se khara ho gia
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Larki boli: Oh my God what is this
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Pathan: Hum Cycle se aisay hi utarta hai

1 Pathan ka 1 din apnay baap se kesi baat pe Larayi Hogai
Us nay Apnay baap ki ek tasweer Qabristan mai Darakht Par Latka di
Owr Nechay Lekha
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Pathan: Mai ne Khat Lekha tha ke Meri shaadi par ana, Tum mere shadi par kio nahi aye?
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Dost: Mujhay tu Khat Mela hi Nahi
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Pathan: Lakin mai ne khat mai likha tha ke khat melay ya na melay lakin tum zaroor aana

Pathan: Yar Allah Ka boht shukar hai ke Pakistan 13 August Ko azaad nahe howa
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Friend heeran hokar: Kion??
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Pathan: Yar phr hum 14 August Kaisay Manatay??

Doctor: Yai Larka Tumhara Kia lagta hay?
Pathan: Yai Maira door ka Bhai hay
Doctor: Kia matlab? Mai Samjha nahe
Pathan: Maire owr eskay darmiyan 7 behn bhayion ka faasla hay

Pathan Namaaz mai Khob Dua kar raha Tha:
Ya Allah Lahore ko Pakistan ka Daarul-Hakomat Banaday
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Kesi Nay poch aisa kio kah rahay ho??
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Pathan: Hum Nay Paper mai aisa lekha hai

Ek Pathan 1 roti ke oper dosri roti rakh kar kha raha thaa
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Bewi ne Pocha: Ye Kia kar rahay ho??
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Pathan: Tabeyat kharaab hai, Doctor ne DOUBLE ROTI khanay ko kaha hai