Pathan Jokes - Funny SMS

Ek Pathan Baalti may paani Lay kar ja raha tha
Ke achanak taiz Barish Shuro Hogai
Barish ke qatray bhi Baalti mai Gir rahay thay
Pathan: Oh !! Sara Paani geela hogiya

3 Pathan Film “sholay” dekhnay cenim gaye thay

Film mai Hero ne Kaha: “Basant en Kutton kay Samnay Mat Naachna”

Pathan Kharay Hogaye owr gussay se bolay: Kio nahi nachegi, hum ne ticket liya hai iska tu baap bhe nachega

Pathan: yarr ab tumhari ammi ki kaansi kaisi hai??

Dost: Allah Ka shukar hai Kaansi tu band Hogai hail akin ab sans ruk ruk kay aarahi hai

Pathan: Koi bat nahe, Khuda nay Chaaha tub he band ho jayega

Masjid main elaan ho raha tha

Hamay ek bacha mila hai, Ye JIN KA BACHA HAI, Masjid akar Le jayain

1 Pathan Jaldi Masjid aakar Bola: Mujhay bhe dekhawo “JIN” ka bacha kaisa hota hay

Ek Pathan apny Bachpan Se hi Heraan-e-Pareshaan Tha
Owr Bohut Tension main Tha.

Kio Ke wo hamesha sochta raha:
“Meri Bahn ke 2 bhai hain Tu mera 1 bhai kion hai??

Ek Pathan Quaid-e-Azam Ki Mazaar Par Dua Maang Raha tha
“Mera Prize Bond Es baar Zaroor Niklay”

Khan Sahab Mazaar se Bahar aaye tu dekha ke kesi ne Us ke Jaib Say Prize Bond Nikaal liya tha,
Wo dobara Mazaar par gia owr kaha: Jinnah Sahab..! Pahlay Pori Bat tu samajh Liya Karen na”

1 Pathan 5 meter lambay pipe say Hukka Pee raha that
Dost nay Kaha: Itnay Lambt Pipe Say kio Pee rahay ho??

Pathan: Doctor Sahab nay Tambaako Say door Rehnay ka kaha hay

1 Pathan 10 saal say Allah say Dua Maang raha tha: Mujhay Awlaad De

1 din Farishta Pathan kay pas akar Bola: Khan Sahab tujhay Allah Ka Waasta Pahlay Shadi Tu Kar Lay

Pathan Ne challenge dia: Main Menaar-e-Pakistan ko sar per utha kar Peshawar Lay ja sakta hoon

Hazaaron Log Ekatha Hoye

Pathan: Bus tum log esay utha kar sarf mairay sar per rakh do

1 Pathan PCO kay andar gia
Jaib say mobile nikala, Kesi ko call karkay bahir agia

Admi: Khan Sahab agar Mobile se hi call karni thi to PCO main kio Gaye??

Pathan: Mera dost kahta hai PCO say Call karna, Paisay Kam lagtay hain