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Bewi: Mai aj ghar nahi asakongi, CAR ka Stearing, Break, Gear Sub chori hogia hay”

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Bewi ne shouhar ko dobara call ki: Arahi hon wo mai galti se Pechli seat pe Beth gait hi
Teacher: Tum late kio aye??

Kid Student: Abbu Ammi lar rahay thay eslie……

Teacher: Abbdu Ammi lar rahay thay tu tume kio late aye??

Kid Student: Kion ke mera 1 joota Abbu ke pas tha owr 1 joota Ammi ke pas tha

Father: Baita Is baar tum Exam mai Pass howe ya fail, Bike le ke Zaroor Donga
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Son (khush hote howe): Konsi Bike Abbu?
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Father: Agar Pass howe Tu HONDA 70 Bike College janay ke leye….. owr agar Fail howe Tu YAMAHA Bike Doodh Bechnay Ke leye
Teacher in classroom: 1 Taraf Paisa hai owr 1 tarag Zahaanat, Tum kya lo gay?

Student: Paisa

Teacher: Wrong.. Agar mai hota Tu Zahaanat Laita

Boy: Jis ke pas Jo nahi hota wahi laita hai
Boy 1: Larkiyon ko “I love You” bolnay ki sab se achi Jagah Konsi hay?
Boy 2: Daata Darbaar
Boy 1: Wok kion?
Boy 2: Kio ke wahan Larkion ne chapal nahe pahni hoti
Bewi: Tum Mujh Se Kitna Pyaar Karty Ho?
Shouhar: Shahjahaan Jitna.. !
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Bewi: Shahjahan Ne Tu apni Bewi ke marnay ke baad uski yaad mai Taj Mahal Banaya tha, Kya Tum bhi mairy marnay ke baad Taj Mahal Banawogay?
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Shouhar: Mai Ne Tu Plot bhi Le Lia, Tum hi Dair kar rahi ho
Allah owr Doctor ko Khabi naraaz mat karna
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Kio ke Jab Allah naraaz hota hay, tu wo Doctor ke Pas Bhaij daita hay
Owr jab Doctor naraaz hota hay tu wo Allah ke Pas Bhaij daita hay
Friend: Kya Bewi se Larayi Khatam howi?
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Man: Han ghutnay taik kar mairy pass ayi thi
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Friend: Us ne ghutnay taik kar kia kaha?
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Man: Yahi ke Bed ke Neche se Nekal Awo kuch nahi Kahongi
Larki apni Daadi se: May aaj School nahe Jawongi kio ke Rastay May Larkay Chairtay hain
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Daadi: Bahanay mat banawo, Mai bhi tu es rastay se roz Bazaar ati jati hon, Mujhay tu koi nahe chairta
Teacher: Tum kal School kion nahi aye?
Student: Mujhay “Bird Flu” hogia tha
Teacher: Lakin ye tu parindon ki Bemari hai
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Student: Aap nay Mujhay Insaan chora hi kab hai…. Har roz tu murga bna daity hian
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