Urdu Jokes - Funny SMS

Husband to his wife: Kal mairy Khwaab mai 1 khubsurat Larki ayi thi, WOW kitni khubsurat Larki thi
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Wife: Larki Akeeli aayi hogi na?
Husband: Han tum ko kaisy pata??
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Wife: Us ka Husband mairy khwaab mai aaya tha

1 Film kay Poster par kesi PEER kay Urrs ka Poster laga dia gia
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Poster Phat giya owr sar lekhayi mix ho gai
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1 Ticket may 2 mazay
Langar ka baad zabardast Dance hoga
Moulana Sultan Rahi ky full action ky saath
Khawateen ke lie parday ka khas intezaam hay
Reema our Saima kay dil-fareeb raqs may shareek ho kar
Sawab-e-darain haasil karain.. Shukria

Ek Aurat Adhi Rat ko Qabar par Bethi Thi
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Wahan de guzarnay walay 1 shakas ne Poch: Dar Nahi Lagta??
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Aurat: Lo g Is mai Darnay ki kia bat hai… Andar garmi lag rahi thi tu Bahir Baithi hoon

2 Kaalay Dost ek Saath Ja Rahay thay
Raastay mai 1 Pari Melli
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Pari: tum 1, 1 wish batawo, mai tumhari wish pori karongi
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1st: Mujay gora owr khubsorat bna do
Pari nay kar dia
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2nd: Mujhay bhi gora owr khubsorat bna do
Pari nay kar dia
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3rd: zor zor say Hansnay laga owr bola
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In ko wapes pahlay Jesa bana do
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Moral: Saray Friends Kameene hotay hain”

Husband: Apky sath shaadi karkay mujhy Ek fayeda tu howa hai
Wife: Khush ho ker boli: Acha g Konsa fayeda?
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Husband: Mujhay mere gunaho ki saza dunya mai hi mel gayi……

Larki: Peer Jee Mairay 2 affairs hain.. Un Duno main kis ke saath meri Shaadi hogi? Wok hush-naseeb kon hoga?
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Peer Sahib: Pahlay walay Se tumhari Shaadi hogi, owr dosra wala Khush-naseeb hoga

Sardar ki Bewi: Raaat kaafi hogayi Lakin Sardar g nahi aye, zaror kesi larki ka chakar hay
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Sardar ki Maa: Hamaisha bura hi sochna, kya pata kesi truck ke nechay agiya ho…

Ek Pathan 10 Saal se ro ro kar Owlaad Ki Dua mang raha tha ke uskay Bachay hojayien
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Phir 1 Din Farishta akar Bola: Khan Sahib tujhay khuda ka waasta hai pehlay Shadi tu kar lay

Wife: Mairay khayal may hamari Beti ko kesi se pyaar hogia hay
Husband: Tumhay kaisay pata chala?
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Wife: Kio kay wo kuch dino say Easy Load ke lie paisay nahi maang rahi

Daughter: Ammi maira Teacher Kitna Pyaara Hai na?
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Ammi: Beti Teachers Tu Baap Jesay hotay hain
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Daughter: Ammi aap hamaisha apnay hi chakaron mai rehna, khabi hamaray leye na sochna