Sardar Jokes - Funny SMS

Sardar Ke Dono Kaan jal gaye the
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Doctor: Sardar Jee apkay kaan kaisay Jal gaye??
Sardar: Wo g main kapry Istree Kar raha tha ke Achanak Call agai Tu main ne Jaldi main Mobile ki Jagah Istree Kaan Se Laga Di
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Doctor: Tu dosra kaan kaisay Jal giya??
Sardar: Wo g Phr Ambulance ko bhe call karni thin a…!!

Teacher: Jo shakhas Kuch Nahe Sun Sakta Usko English main kya kahengay??
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An intelligent Sardar Student: Sir usko kuch bhi kahain, Ussay konsa sunaayi Deta hay

Friend: Sardar Jee Tum nay Apni Bewi ko Talaaq kio Di??
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Dardar: Yaar asal main uska character teekh nahe tha, Shaadi Muj se kit hi aur Bachy Bagwaan say maang rahi thi

Sardar: Doctor Sahib Jab bhi main So Jata hon Maire Khwaab main Bandar Foot Ball Khailtay Hien
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Doctore: Ye tablet sonay Se pahlay Khaya karo, Khwaab main bandar nahi ayengay
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Sardar: Acha Kal se khaya karonga kio ke aj un ka FINAL hay

1st Sardar: Yar aj tu mujhay ajeeb message aya aur mobile bhe band ho giya
2nd Sardar: ye kesa msg tha??
1st Sardar: “Battery Low” Message
2nd Sardar: wow yar send kar de, doston ko send karkay daratay hain

Sardar: Ghar main sard Mera Hukam Maana Jaata hai. Jab bhi kahta hon Garam Paani lawo Tu ussi Time le aaty hien
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Friend: Garam Paani kio??
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Sardar: Garam Paani Say Bartan Achi tarah dulthay Hien

Sardar kay 8 bachon main 1 alag sa dikhta thaa
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Jab Uski Bewi Marnay wali Thi To Sardar Nay Kaha: Bewi ab tu bta do Ye bacha Kis ka hai?
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Bewi: Sirf Yahi hi aap kahay

Sardar kay 8 bachon main 1 alag sa dikhta thaa
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Jab Uski Bewi Marnay wali Thi To Sardar Nay Kaha: Bewi ab tu bta do Ye bacha Kis ka hai?
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Bewi: Sirf Yahi hi aap kahay

Sardar Pistol haath mai leye Darwazay Mai khara tha
Bewi: Darwazay mai kio Kharay ho??
Sardar: Sher kay shikaar Pe Ja raha hoon
Bewi: Tu jaawo na !!
Sardar: Kesay Jawon bahar Kutta betha hay

Teacher: Es muhaawary Ko Jumlay main Istemaal karo
“Mun main paani ana”
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Sardar Student: Jaisay he main nay Pipe ko Mun say laga kar Chaalo kiya Tum Mairy Mun main Paani aagia