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Sardar: Yar tum nay teeth par blue Ink kion lagayi howi hai?
Sardar: Oyee Pagal..!! Aj kal Blue tooth ka zamana hay na eslie![](img/smiley.gif)
Sardar: Oyee Pagal..!! Aj kal Blue tooth ka zamana hay na eslie
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Sadar: Kal Mujhay 8 aadmiyon ne boht mara
Pathan: Tu tum un ko kahtay ke 1 admi ajaye owr phr tum unko boht marty
Sardar: Han.! Mai ne kaha ke agar hemmat hai tu akele akele ajawo
Pathan: Phir??
Sardar: Phir Unho nay bari bari boht mara![](img/smiley.gif)
Pathan: Tu tum un ko kahtay ke 1 admi ajaye owr phr tum unko boht marty
Sardar: Han.! Mai ne kaha ke agar hemmat hai tu akele akele ajawo
Pathan: Phir??
Sardar: Phir Unho nay bari bari boht mara
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Sardar ki Bewi (sharmaty howe): Sardar Jee ! Hamary Ghar 1 Nanna Mehmaan Anay wala hai
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Sardar: oh acha phr mai jaldi se mehman ke lie chai owr fruit ka intezam kar lon
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Sardar: oh acha phr mai jaldi se mehman ke lie chai owr fruit ka intezam kar lon
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Sardar ko ek new Job mel gai. He worked in office on computer till late evening on the first day.
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Sardar ki mehnat dekh kar uska BOSS boht khush howa owr pocha: Sardar Jee ap shaam tak kia kam kartay rahay?
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Sardar: Sir ! the alphabets of KEYBOARD were not in correct Order, Today I arranged it in order![](img/smiley.gif)
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Sardar ki mehnat dekh kar uska BOSS boht khush howa owr pocha: Sardar Jee ap shaam tak kia kam kartay rahay?
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Sardar: Sir ! the alphabets of KEYBOARD were not in correct Order, Today I arranged it in order
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Sardar England Visit ke baad ghar wapis aya tu Bewi Se pocha: Kia mai Foreigner lagta hon??
Bewi: Nahi.. Kion??
Sardar: Lakin England mai tu ek khatoon ne Muj se Pocha: Are you Foreigner??![](img/smiley.gif)
Bewi: Nahi.. Kion??
Sardar: Lakin England mai tu ek khatoon ne Muj se Pocha: Are you Foreigner??
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Friend: Filmi life owr Asli life mai kia farq hay??
Sardar: Film mai boht mushkilon ke baad shaadi hoti hay… Lakin Asli Life mai Shaadi ke baad boht mushkelien hoti hain..![](img/smiley.gif)
Sardar: Film mai boht mushkilon ke baad shaadi hoti hay… Lakin Asli Life mai Shaadi ke baad boht mushkelien hoti hain..
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1 Sardar apnay baap ke samnay cigarette pee raha tha
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Friend: oyee Abbu ke samnay cigarette pee raha hai??
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Sardar: Abba hi hai na? Petrol Pump tu nahe![](img/smiley.gif)
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Friend: oyee Abbu ke samnay cigarette pee raha hai??
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Sardar: Abba hi hai na? Petrol Pump tu nahe
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A lady shouted from 10th Floor of a building: Sardar Jee Please help me
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Sardar Jee Stairs mai dowartay dowartay 10th floor par pohunch gia magar waha kuch bhi nahi tha, Darwazay par likha tha: “Bewaquf Banaya Na ”
Sardar Jee ko bohut gussa aya, nechay likh dia: “Mai yahan aya hi nahi tha”![](img/smiley.gif)
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Sardar Jee Stairs mai dowartay dowartay 10th floor par pohunch gia magar waha kuch bhi nahi tha, Darwazay par likha tha: “Bewaquf Banaya Na ”
Sardar Jee ko bohut gussa aya, nechay likh dia: “Mai yahan aya hi nahi tha”
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Sardar: ohh yar boht dukh howa apki Bewi ke mout ka sun kar… waise kia howa tha?
Friend: matthay par goli lagi thi
Sardar: ow shukar hai ke aankh bach gayi
Friend: matthay par goli lagi thi
Sardar: ow shukar hai ke aankh bach gayi
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1 Sardar apnay should par Parrot betha kar ja raha tha
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Rastay mai kesi ne pocha: Yai Janwar Kahan Say laaye Ho??”
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Parrot fouran bola: Punjab say
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Rastay mai kesi ne pocha: Yai Janwar Kahan Say laaye Ho??”
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Parrot fouran bola: Punjab say
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