Sardar Jokes - Funny SMS

Sardar apni Girlfriend se: I think hamay es saal February mai Shaadi kar hi laini Chahie

Girlfriend boht Khush hokar: WOW konsi tareekh ko?

Sardar: Mai 10th February ko shadi karlonga, Tum bhi 20th February ko kar lena

Judge: Tum pay Cycle chori karnay ka elzaam saabit nahi howa, Lehaza adalat tumhay ba-izzat bari kar deti hai.

Sardar: Is ka matlab hai ke phir cycle mai rakh lon

Sardar: Bus Terminal Jaany ke kitnay Paisay logay??
Rekhsa Driver: 100 rs
Sardar: Nahi… 30 le lo
Rekhsa Driver: 30 mai kon le ke jayega??
Sardar: Tum peche betho mai le ke jawonga

Sarda 1 Barad ka tukra uthaa kar usay boht dair se neche oper daikh raha tha

Friend: Kia daikh rahay ho??

Sardar: Daikh raha hon ke Ye LEAK kahan say kar raha hay

Pathan to Sardar: 5 aisay janwaron ke naam batao jo Paani mai rahte hon

Sardar boht sochnay ke baad: Fish

Pathan: Good baki 4 bata do

Sardar: Fish ke abbu, ammi, bhai owr behn
Pathan: Shabaash Yar tum tu boht Zaheen hai

Sardar Mehmaan Se: Thanda Piyo gay ya garam

Mehmaan: Duno le ayien

Sardar: Beguam ek glass freezer se owr ek glass geezer se le awo

In the ground of Race sardar and pathan was watching the race

Sardar: In sab mai Inaam Kis ko Melega??
Pathan: Sab say aagay waly ko
Sardar: Tu phr Peche waly kion bhaag rahy hien

Lady Doctor: Tum roz roz subh clinic kay bahir kharay ho ke owratoon ko kion dekhtay ho??
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Sardar: Jee ap nay bahir lekha hai “Owratoon ko dekhny ka Time: 8AM to 10 AM”

Teacher to Sardar: Coconut owr Mango ke Trees mayi kya Similarity hay?

Sardar Boht Sochnay ke Baad: Duno par AMROOD nahi lagty

Sardar Bazar se kuch medicines le aya
Owr sub bottle ke sides ko katnay laga

Bewi: Ye kya kar rahay ho?

Sardar: Eske side-effects alaga kar raha hon