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Father: Baita Mathematics mai kio Fail hogaye??
Kid: Teacher kahta hay 7+3 = 10
Aglay din kahta haiy 4+6 = 10
Phir dosray din kahta hay 9+1 = 10
Wo khud confuse hai tu mujhay kya Pass karega![](img/smiley.gif)
Kid: Teacher kahta hay 7+3 = 10
Aglay din kahta haiy 4+6 = 10
Phir dosray din kahta hay 9+1 = 10
Wo khud confuse hai tu mujhay kya Pass karega
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An Engineering student in Mathematics Class
Student: Why do we learn Maths??
Teacher: Just To Save Lives Of People
Student (with surprise): Sir But How?
Teacher:: Because It keeps Idiot like you out of the Medical College![](img/smiley.gif)
Student: Why do we learn Maths??
Teacher: Just To Save Lives Of People
Student (with surprise): Sir But How?
Teacher:: Because It keeps Idiot like you out of the Medical College
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Ques: What are most powerful three words other than "I Love You"??
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Answer: RESULT Aa GIYA
Because These 3 words shatters lovely world of a Smiling Face Person
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Answer: RESULT Aa GIYA
Because These 3 words shatters lovely world of a Smiling Face Person
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Friends! May apna mobile band kar raha hoon,
kio ke Exam qareeb agiya
and I have to start work hard
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Please You Contact me after
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10 minutes
Tab tak study ka bhooot sar se utar giya hoga![](img/smiley.gif)
kio ke Exam qareeb agiya
and I have to start work hard
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Please You Contact me after
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10 minutes
Tab tak study ka bhooot sar se utar giya hoga
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Seven Common Signs Of Students
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1- Ratta maarnay ko Mahnat Kahna
2- Har Exam may yai azam karna ke "Ke Next Semester ke Start se Parhonga"
3- Mobile Off karkay parhna owr 10, 10 mint baad mobile ON karkay dekhna kay koi msg tu nahi ayaa
4- Group study may baar baar kahna kay "Agar ab kesi nay bat ki tu group say bahir"
5- Parhnay say pahlay Course kay Page ginna owr gin kar khof say band kar daina
6- Har Lecture ky End mai sath walay larka se poochna "yar tairy pas kal wala lecture hay?"
7- Yar..!! apni Degree ka koi khas Scope nahe ![](img/smiley.gif)
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1- Ratta maarnay ko Mahnat Kahna
2- Har Exam may yai azam karna ke "Ke Next Semester ke Start se Parhonga"
3- Mobile Off karkay parhna owr 10, 10 mint baad mobile ON karkay dekhna kay koi msg tu nahi ayaa
4- Group study may baar baar kahna kay "Agar ab kesi nay bat ki tu group say bahir"
5- Parhnay say pahlay Course kay Page ginna owr gin kar khof say band kar daina
6- Har Lecture ky End mai sath walay larka se poochna "yar tairy pas kal wala lecture hay?"
7- Yar..!! apni Degree ka koi khas Scope nahe
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1 student Examination hall may Paper ke oper apna Panja Bana rahaa tha
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Examiner: Baita Paper may tu Haath ka diagram wala koi Sawaal nahe….
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Student: May Paper Bananay Walay par Laanat bhej raha hoon![](img/smiley.gif)
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Examiner: Baita Paper may tu Haath ka diagram wala koi Sawaal nahe….
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Student: May Paper Bananay Walay par Laanat bhej raha hoon
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Fizzawon may goonj rahi hay awazain RATTAY maarnay ki FARAZ
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Lagta hay NALAYAQON kay Exam honay walay hain![](img/smiley.gif)
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Lagta hay NALAYAQON kay Exam honay walay hain
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Agar Question Paper hu Out of Control
Answer sheet ku kar kay Fold
Answer Sheet ku kar kay Fold
Airplane bana kar bol
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ALL IS FAIL.. ALL IS FAIL![](img/smiley.gif)
Answer sheet ku kar kay Fold
Answer Sheet ku kar kay Fold
Airplane bana kar bol
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ALL IS FAIL.. ALL IS FAIL
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Paas Janay ka sawaal hi paida nahe hota "Faraz"
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Agar door se daikh lon ky books hain![](img/smiley.gif)
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Agar door se daikh lon ky books hain
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Why do students fail "CA Examination"?
Because
Ques: 1 Over may kitni Balls phainki jaati hain?
Students: 6
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Examiners: You are Fail, kio ke 1 over may 1 hi ball 6 baar phainki jati hay![](img/smiley.gif)
Because
Ques: 1 Over may kitni Balls phainki jaati hain?
Students: 6
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Examiners: You are Fail, kio ke 1 over may 1 hi ball 6 baar phainki jati hay
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