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Father: How was your paper?
Son: In paper, they asked questions which I could not know. So I wrote such answers which they will not know…….
Whenever you miss
The Sweet memories of Your College Days
Your Classes
Your College Friends
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Just open and see your "MARK SHEET"
Sara Nashaa Utar Jayegaa![](img/smiley.gif)
The Sweet memories of Your College Days
Your Classes
Your College Friends
.
Just open and see your "MARK SHEET"
Sara Nashaa Utar Jayegaa
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My nights are running sleepless
My heart beat increases
My days are going to be Useless
I am becoming a bit Speechless
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Therefore I asked my own heart
"Is it love..??"
It replied…..
"Nahe Beta Exam Qareeb araha hai"
My heart beat increases
My days are going to be Useless
I am becoming a bit Speechless
.
.
Therefore I asked my own heart
"Is it love..??"
It replied…..
"Nahe Beta Exam Qareeb araha hai"
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Ab Taleem soch samj kar chorna ae dost!
Kio ke
Khota 35000 ka
Owr
Reedri 20000 ki hogayi hay
4 SECRETS OF THE SUCCESS FOR A STUDENT:
1- Kabhi Top mat karo warna log tum se jalnay lagengay
2- Hamaisha Late class may jawo, is tarah har teacher tumhay yaad rakhega
3- Zyada Parhnay se Time zaaya hota hay, owr Time zaaya karna Gunah hay
4- Khabi Test naa do, kio ke bezati ke 5 marks say Ezzat ke 0 marks achay hain![](img/smiley.gif)
1- Kabhi Top mat karo warna log tum se jalnay lagengay
2- Hamaisha Late class may jawo, is tarah har teacher tumhay yaad rakhega
3- Zyada Parhnay se Time zaaya hota hay, owr Time zaaya karna Gunah hay
4- Khabi Test naa do, kio ke bezati ke 5 marks say Ezzat ke 0 marks achay hain
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A cute and nice Sentence Written by kid on a MATHEMATICS Book
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"Dear Mathematics! Please grow up now & Solve your all problems yourself"![](img/smiley.gif)
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"Dear Mathematics! Please grow up now & Solve your all problems yourself"
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Son: Dad..!! Agar apko pata chalay ky may 1st Division pass huwa hoon tu aap ko kesa lagay gaa??
Dad: Mai Tu Khushi Say Pagal Hojawonga!!!
Son (humbly) : Bas esi dar say tu may FAIL hogiyaa.!!
Engineering student asks his teach in class: Sir, why learn Mathematics:
Teacher: Just for saving life of people…
Student: How Sir?? Teacher: Simple because it keep students like out of Medical College![](img/smiley.gif)
Teacher: Just for saving life of people…
Student: How Sir?? Teacher: Simple because it keep students like out of Medical College
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