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Peak of kid innocence:

Kid to teacher (on phone): Madam! My son is very ill and cannot come to school today.

Madam: Okay! Who are you?

Kid: My Papa speaking !!!

1 student dosray se:
Yarr aaj koi esa kaam kartay jo pahlay kabhi nahe kiya ho
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2nd Student: Tekh hai, phir thori si parhaayi kar laitay hain
“Thousand words of examiner in the hall do not hurt but the silence of a friend in the hall makes you cry”

“William Cheater”

Miss: Aj tum itne late kio aye ho?? Class tu 7 bajay Shuro hoti hai. Itna late kio kiya?

Kid: Miss aap meri itni fikar na kiya Karen… Log shak kartay hien.

Father: Why you got such a less marks in the paper of ‘History’?

Son: Indeed, it’s not my fault. All the question were about things that had occurred long before my birth.

Na waqat hay itna kay sullabus poora kiya jaye
Na tarkeeb hay koyi kay Exam pass kiya jaye

Na Jany Konsaa dard diya hay es parhaayi nay
Na soya jaye, owr na roya jaye

Teacher to kid: Drawing wali copy may ek train bana lo, may 5 mint may ati hoon.

10 mins baad..
Teacher: Han train dekhawo ab

Kid: Madam ap ne late kar dia. Train 5 mins pahle hi chali gayiii..

‘Peak of student HOPE’

While sitting in the Exam Hall
Holding the paper in hands

And saying to yourself:

Don’t worry! The exam may be postponed.

Student ki Poetry
"Hum nay suna tha ke zindagi emtehan laiti hai"
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"Yahan tu emtehanon nay meri zindagi lay li hai"
Father: Afsos! Tum Islamyat ke paper may fail hogaye….

Son: Kya karta…. Saray sawalat ‘sood’ par thay owr ‘sood’ haram hay.

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